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We need money for beer.
Not just any beer, but good Quality ale!
Were not the run of the mill wine guzzling bums you usually see. We have very discerning palettes, which can't handle your average "Colt 45" or "Lite beers". We prefer good quality ales. German and Belgium Ales are preferred. How can We afford to buy good ale you ask? Simple. We need your money. Please send in your Non-Tax deductible donation to us and we will drink a beer in your honor. That's right, you read it correctly. We will hoist a beer in your honor. My friends and I will slam down a few good quality beers with the help of your money. What else is in it for you ? Just think about all my friends you could get off the streets and into a bar around the corner. Our neighborhood would start to look better with us off the streets. We could use the bathrooms in the bars as paying customers instead of your local fire hydrant or wall. No more broken bottles in brown paper bags lying around the neighborhood. I'll bet you will miss us standing around the corners asking for money for food. (By the way ,did you know there is food in beer, but no beer in food?) So why not give us a buck or two and help us out and help out the neighborhood. Call your neighbors and have them donate too.
We are currently

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Email us at (boozers@mybeerfund.com)
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